Haystack

Pull requests. Every developer's favorite way to procrastinate. You open one, then another, then suddenly it's Friday and you've reviewed exactly zero code because you spent four hours trying to figure out if variable `x` is camelCase or snake_case. Haystack fixes this. It's a code review tool that identifies which pull requests actually need human attention—so you can stop pretending to understand that 2,000-line diff and start shipping.

The thing about code review is that most PRs don't actually need a human. They're refactors, dependency updates, or someone's pet feature that nobody asked for. But you open them anyway because... FOMO? Guilt? The vague sense that you're supposed to? Haystack uses AI to parse through your PRs and surface the ones that matter—the ones with actual logic changes, critical bug fixes, or security implications. Everything else gets deprioritized so you can focus on writing code instead of pretending to care about whitespace.